| Choco Nuts
Added 1/23/24 671 views |
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| $5.00 | I could eat an entire jar of chocolate spread direct from the jar in one sitting, so the fact I managed to save enough to stick my hard, thick dick inside and then pour over the top (and up my clean T-shirt) is remarkable. But for this hot and heavy...
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| | $12.00 | A trip down sloppy, smelly memory lane to where my mudding began. At the back of our row of houses, the gardens sloped down to a steep wooded brook, bordered on the other side by a public footpath. Along the years, I'd found perfect little mudpits, m...
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| | $14.00 | Every awesome mudding has a pre-mudding, right? A trial run. Testing the waters... or rather, the mud. This is never-before-seen prequel to my blockbuster muddy video 'Woody Mud'.
It was earlier in the season, chillier and wetter. I nearly didn't d...
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| | $10.00 | Those embarrassing selfies you thought you'd deleted? Found 'em using a computer program mate! And the video...
Here I pour slick black gunge over myself in the shower, wearing only a sports top and blue boxer trunks. Along the way, I use a camera...
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| | $10.00 1 review! | That's Bird's, the iconic old custard powder I found lying at the back of my cupboard, and budgies as in the swimming brief smugglers, in the first new never-before-seen video from the mudgunge vault, finally released for Messy January. I think I ski...
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| | $35.00 | Green xantham gum gunge on casual shirt, jeans and socks, with full frontal and rear nudity, my silly smirking face, masturbation and orgasm.
Can you make your own gunge at home? Just about. Xantham gum is a thickener used in gluten free baking tha...
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| | $4.00 | Possibly my shortest (and cheapest!) video ever. Watch as I fill some wonderfully dilfy pristine white striped hom Micro Swim Briefs with a big tin's worth of baked beans. Immediately the white Speedos are trashed, as I work the orange mess around my...
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| | $25.00 | Here's a unique clear slime gunging, starting in Lycra cycling gear and ending up completely naked, exposed and thoroughly uninhibited as usual!
Xantham gum is a thickener and stabiliser used in gluten free baking... but who wants bread when you can...
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| | $15.00 | Here's an unusual recipe for embarrassing, messy porridge fun: pack yourself into 4 layers of boxers, then fill each one with a generous dollop of warm porridge, like a gooey lasagne in your pants. Mix well, enjoying the wet, slimy feeling, then grad...
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| | $40.00 | Somehow I'd kept hold of a packet of blue gunge from my Team Trashing session. It had been sat at the back of my desk drawer, waiting. From my parents house to moving in with my partner, it had survived the move, hidden. Then eventually, one day, whe...
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| | $35.00 | Crowned in real emulsion wall paint from head to toe and every nook and cranny in-between. I start out completely naked and uncensored from face to feet. Dipping my bare feet into the paint, I kneel down and begin to drizzle it over my legs, quickly...
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| | $30.00 | It's here! The full length video of me getting royally gunged in this most wonderful of messy sessions! This was my first-ever fully messy experience with another guy... but boy was it good! Hands tied behind my back, multiple buckets of colourful...
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| | $20.00 1 review! | Get a front-row seat as I climb in the bath wearing a classic red Adidas wrestling singlet and proceed to bathe myself all over in oily, slimy, black Natrosol gunge.
I was obviously thinking ahead here, for once setting up two cameras to record all...
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| | $5.00 | A bowl of porridge and a wank used to go hand in hand for me, I poured it down my pants so many times growing up I lost count. Sometimes I'd film it to watch back and wank over again, but usually deleted the videos in a biannual purge of all gunge co...
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| Woody Mud
Added 11/30/99 4139 views |
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| $35.00 1 review! | I'd had a tip-off. Chatting to a fellow mud-lover on a now long-since deleted website, he told me about an unusually deep mud pool within a forest that I'd cycled to several times before. But it was a long ride. Before now, I'd only dunked myself in...
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