| | $5.00 | A bowl of porridge and a wank used to go hand in hand for me, I poured it down my pants so many times growing up I lost count. Sometimes I'd film it to watch back and wank over again, but usually deleted the videos in a biannual purge of all gunge co...
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| | $15.00 | Here's an unusual recipe for embarrassing, messy porridge fun: pack yourself into 4 layers of boxers, then fill each one with a generous dollop of warm porridge, like a gooey lasagne in your pants. Mix well, enjoying the wet, slimy feeling, then grad...
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| | $4.00 | Possibly my shortest (and cheapest!) video ever. Watch as I fill some wonderfully dilfy pristine white striped hom Micro Swim Briefs with a big tin's worth of baked beans. Immediately the white Speedos are trashed, as I work the orange mess around my...
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| | $10.00 1 review! | That's Bird's, the iconic old custard powder I found lying at the back of my cupboard, and budgies as in the swimming brief smugglers, in the first new never-before-seen video from the mudgunge vault, finally released for Messy January. I think I ski...
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| | $10.00 | Those embarrassing selfies you thought you'd deleted? Found 'em using a computer program mate! And the video...
Here I pour slick black gunge over myself in the shower, wearing only a sports top and blue boxer trunks. Along the way, I use a camera...
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| | $5.00 | I could eat an entire jar of chocolate spread direct from the jar in one sitting, so the fact I managed to save enough to stick my hard, thick dick inside and then pour over the top (and up my clean T-shirt) is remarkable. But for this hot and heavy...
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