A bowl of porridge and a wank used to go hand in hand for me, I poured it down my pants so many times growing up I lost count. Sometimes I'd film it to watch back and wank over again, but usually deleted the videos in a biannual purge of all gunge content to try and get out of this weird obsession.

Then very recently I stumbled on one remaining artifact of those exciting times, in a bathroom that no longer exists, of me aged almost 20 but somehow looking five years younger than that, with puppy fat still clinging to my torso from the chubby teenage years. Here it is for the first time anywhere, ever!

Fresh from a cold bike ride with mud-splatted legs, I start out naked, climbing my chilly-looking little willy into a pair of blue underpants that then get filled with a whole bowl of porridge.

After working the slimy mess around my grower inside the cotton and then wanking away for a good while, I pull the messy pants up around my arse and all of a sudden reach the point of no return.

Save: This session like all my gunge videos is usually available to unlock a bit cheaper at onlyfans.com/mudgunge (due to higher fees on umd)